Recycling is Important.

Dear Russell
You have always been a hard working snow bunny☺

I really can’t explain most of the things I take pictures of.

Here is a picture from under our tree. We didn’t really have a tree, only a looped video of a fireplace that played on our TV. There is some pride that comes with surviving the hard economical times.



The boy’s presents are the ones with duck tape and the girl’s presents are the ones with glitter and glue.

Love, Ryn

Stay Away from Ladders!

Dear Russell,
Sadly, I have yet encountered any fuzzy dice in Sweden.
Santa did come to Sweden and he brought me gift cards and money! So I have been shopping away my holiday break. Check out this ad I saw.
What do you think? Should I buy it for my man?



I look forward to more Pictures of your trip!
Love, Ryn

Pull America Pull!

Dear Ryn,

Happy New Year! I'm sorry I'm so slow to write. As you know, I spent part of my vacation in sunny California. While it was the best trip EVER, I'd have to say that I'm completely exhausted. Yesterday we drove 15 hours straight!

Here is the first of many photos:





Do you get it? "We're pulling for you". HAHAHA! I'm a sucker for corny puns, especially if they're on the sides of trains. This picture was taken at the train museum in Sacramento, which I was told is the biggest train museum in the western hemisphere (just a little fun fact for ya).

How was your holiday? Did Santa bring you anything good this year? They do have Santa in Sweden, right??

Love,
Russell

PS. Are dice popular in Sweden? I didn't know that they were such a big deal.

All the things you could have advertised on a bilboard......

Dear Russell,

Actually I saw the create a Willy on a poster in the store . . . I was too embarrassed to take a picture of it in the store. Lucky it was in the catalog.




I don't know what to say. . .

Love, Ryn

Used, Free, and Cheap??

Dear Ryn,

Clone a Willy? Where are you finding these advertisements? How many willies are you cloning this year? The orgasmatron, which is also advertised on your flyer, also sounds like a fun Christmas gift.

As you know, it's snowing here! We have six inches so far, but it hasn't stopped snowing yet. I don't think I'll be driving anytime soon.

As I was taking a walk I noticed my neighbors new sign.


I'm confused. It's seems as though they might be doing something with dirt? It seems a bit suspicious, their arrow points straight to an apartment complex. Maybe it's code for something? I really don't know what to think.

Love,
Russell

RUSSELL is a Sheep??

Dear Ryn,

I'm famous! This year I received the best gift ever, a book called, "Russell the Sheep", by Rob Scotton. If you're not jealous, you should be...I don't think there are many fictional, children books about sheep named after you! :P Nonetheless, it's a great book that is full of beautiful illustrations.

Love,
Russell

PS. Can you see the instrument you gave me hanging on my wall? It's not playable, but it does make a nice wall hanging.

PPS. Of course this book was written in England. Go figure, no one has the name "Russell" in the US.

How Swedish Nerds Spend Time

Dear Russell,
Prison Tycoon. Sounds like the best “reality game” yet, right? NO. Prison Tycoon will have to be re-budgeted for another month.
I present to you the newest and coolest worst game ever.


Now I can live out my dream of running a trailer park!!!!

Love,
Ryn

Can Americans Drive??

Dear Ryn,
It's true, American's really can't drive. And no, I'm not responsible for the "HAHA" in the rear window.

Love,

Russell