Dear Ryn,
Clone a Willy? Where are you finding these advertisements? How many willies are you cloning this year? The orgasmatron, which is also advertised on your flyer, also sounds like a fun Christmas gift.
As you know, it's snowing here! We have six inches so far, but it hasn't stopped snowing yet. I don't think I'll be driving anytime soon.
As I was taking a walk I noticed my neighbors new sign.
I'm confused. It's seems as though they might be doing something with dirt? It seems a bit suspicious, their arrow points straight to an apartment complex. Maybe it's code for something? I really don't know what to think.
Love,
Russell
