All the things you could have advertised on a bilboard......

Dear Russell,

Actually I saw the create a Willy on a poster in the store . . . I was too embarrassed to take a picture of it in the store. Lucky it was in the catalog.




I don't know what to say. . .

Love, Ryn

Christmas shopping for. . . .

Dear Russell,

A popular Swedish technology store is tapping the nerdy female market. Check out the bottom center.



Clone a Willy.
Create a mold of your favorite penis! No need for a Lovers store here. Pick up your sex toys and your new graphic card in one stop!

Love,
Ryn

P.S. Your wall reeks of smartness now!