All the things you could have advertised on a bilboard......

Dear Russell,

Actually I saw the create a Willy on a poster in the store . . . I was too embarrassed to take a picture of it in the store. Lucky it was in the catalog.




I don't know what to say. . .

Love, Ryn

Used, Free, and Cheap??

Dear Ryn,

Clone a Willy? Where are you finding these advertisements? How many willies are you cloning this year? The orgasmatron, which is also advertised on your flyer, also sounds like a fun Christmas gift.

As you know, it's snowing here! We have six inches so far, but it hasn't stopped snowing yet. I don't think I'll be driving anytime soon.

As I was taking a walk I noticed my neighbors new sign.


I'm confused. It's seems as though they might be doing something with dirt? It seems a bit suspicious, their arrow points straight to an apartment complex. Maybe it's code for something? I really don't know what to think.

Love,
Russell

Christmas shopping for. . . .

Dear Russell,

A popular Swedish technology store is tapping the nerdy female market. Check out the bottom center.



Clone a Willy.
Create a mold of your favorite penis! No need for a Lovers store here. Pick up your sex toys and your new graphic card in one stop!

Love,
Ryn

P.S. Your wall reeks of smartness now!

RUSSELL is a Sheep??

Dear Ryn,

I'm famous! This year I received the best gift ever, a book called, "Russell the Sheep", by Rob Scotton. If you're not jealous, you should be...I don't think there are many fictional, children books about sheep named after you! :P Nonetheless, it's a great book that is full of beautiful illustrations.

Love,
Russell

PS. Can you see the instrument you gave me hanging on my wall? It's not playable, but it does make a nice wall hanging.

PPS. Of course this book was written in England. Go figure, no one has the name "Russell" in the US.

How Swedish Nerds Spend Time

Dear Russell,
Prison Tycoon. Sounds like the best “reality game” yet, right? NO. Prison Tycoon will have to be re-budgeted for another month.
I present to you the newest and coolest worst game ever.


Now I can live out my dream of running a trailer park!!!!

Love,
Ryn

Can Americans Drive??

Dear Ryn,
It's true, American's really can't drive. And no, I'm not responsible for the "HAHA" in the rear window.

Love,

Russell